damnyourguts:

That Big Mood when you’re sleepy and tired all day but as soon as the clock strikes midnight you want to draw and paint and steal the mona lisa and do some cart wheels

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

shinywaka:

bundyspooks:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

(via heatherbmxer)

dappermouth:

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

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personsonable:

doomy:

didnt have keyboards yet so when you turned 16 they just tore your arms off

(Source: doomy, via hotboyproblems)

reflectsthechain:

when i make an important phonecall

(via ruinedchildhood)

shitispuffinup:

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

(via zackisontumblr)